What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

Why isn't the FBI raiding all Silicon Valley companies like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, TikTok, Reddit, Google, Yahoo, YouTube, Disqus, Wikipedia for censoring the World through their Ban cartel violating the constitution freespeech laws?

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

What are the legal obligations of a new homeowner if the previous owner leaves furniture in the house after moving out?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?